Friday, September 01, 2006

Environmental Conservation

Uh-huh...finally..something serious to talk about.

I've been pondering the past two days. Why? You ask, well, cos I've got nothing better to do.

And what have I learnt?

I've learnt that sitting down and doing nothing but fantacise for 2 whole days is a total wastage of Oxygen.

And therefore, I shall ask of all scientists who're trying to research and develop things that're impossible to develop to try this thing I'm gonna suggest.

And that is.....something like a tampon that we can stuff up one of our nostrils when we have nothing better to do.

Reason: So we'll only take in half the oxygen and therefore waste only half of it when we're doing nothing .


I'm serious.



On a sidenote, if it really happens...make sure it's scented....but pls...no fart smell.

I'll like roast chicken smell...

Or mebbe rotten egg smell for those who're on a diet.




**All thoughts in this post are purely crap and should never EVER be taken into serious consideration be it you're a chinese kid, an indian girl or a malay transvestite (My barberesssss).**


***Only half of the usual amount of Oxygen has been wasted in the process of typing this post due to a timely nose block***

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