Introduction

Hi, I'm not a hateful person, but there're just things on Earth that simply pisses you so much, you curse and swear at it with every bit of hate within you.

Pleasant things like buying Sushi can end up causing you to hate middle-aged woman to death because the cashier was freaking rude and unreasonable. Air-Con bus rides can turn into shithole rides thanks to the fat malay woman in front of you.

Things never go the way you want it, and it's never your fault, well, that's what you think. It's your fault you have such bad luck, it's your fault you chose to take the same bus as that fat woman, why not take the next one? Or why not spend less time doing up your hair so you can take the bus before? It's your fault you run into the rude cashier, it's cause you're a cheapskate and chose edo-sushi over genki sushi(pretty overwhelming frendliness there I must say).

Therefore, each time before you declare something you dislike, pick on yourself first, only then will you have the right to pick on others.

Hi.