Root of all Evil
No, it is not money, money will not cause you to fail exams, money will not let you get scolded by your mum. Money will not turn you into a racist.
So what is the root of all evil? What do you think? I've got a few things, that has caused me...much...trouble...
1: Counterstrike
2:Heroes 3
3: Shining Force 3
And the ultimate evil: Neverwinter Nights
Huh? All games? Well I'm a geek, what the hell do you expect.
Getting old down here, the 4L guys have been in touch for the umm....*counts with fingers* 6th year, I hate you Oswald.
We knew each other when we were sec3 and what do we do most together? Play cs and bball. And you'll think that 6 years later, we'd have grown up and matured. Mature your si lang tau, it's worse now, now we only play DOTA, we don't even play bball, *lifts up shirts and pinches the side of the tummy, sending off a ripple of fats, all the way to the southern cross*
And the ACNE, omg!! It's contagious I tell you!! Ugly has spread his disease to FTP and CAili and partially to Jiaming, it's slow, but deadly, in time, we'll all be acne-infested and spend our years rotting in prison after being found guilty of sight-harrasment in broad daylight.
Another 6 years down the road, what'll we be doing? Hmm....26year olds....clubbing? Beer? Poker? Cars? Hell no! I bet you, $400, it'll be Dota v63.42(current Ver is 6.32b), Caili mother's sugarless red bean bubur hitam and ACNE on the rest of our faces. Now u know why Singaporean guys are generally ugly. Pls sign my petition to put Ugly Anderson on death parole.
Therefore, in conclusion, the root of all evil: Oswald. Die, bitch.
So what is the root of all evil? What do you think? I've got a few things, that has caused me...much...trouble...
1: Counterstrike
2:Heroes 3
3: Shining Force 3
And the ultimate evil: Neverwinter Nights
Huh? All games? Well I'm a geek, what the hell do you expect.
Getting old down here, the 4L guys have been in touch for the umm....*counts with fingers* 6th year, I hate you Oswald.
We knew each other when we were sec3 and what do we do most together? Play cs and bball. And you'll think that 6 years later, we'd have grown up and matured. Mature your si lang tau, it's worse now, now we only play DOTA, we don't even play bball, *lifts up shirts and pinches the side of the tummy, sending off a ripple of fats, all the way to the southern cross*
And the ACNE, omg!! It's contagious I tell you!! Ugly has spread his disease to FTP and CAili and partially to Jiaming, it's slow, but deadly, in time, we'll all be acne-infested and spend our years rotting in prison after being found guilty of sight-harrasment in broad daylight.
Another 6 years down the road, what'll we be doing? Hmm....26year olds....clubbing? Beer? Poker? Cars? Hell no! I bet you, $400, it'll be Dota v63.42(current Ver is 6.32b), Caili mother's sugarless red bean bubur hitam and ACNE on the rest of our faces. Now u know why Singaporean guys are generally ugly. Pls sign my petition to put Ugly Anderson on death parole.
Therefore, in conclusion, the root of all evil: Oswald. Die, bitch.

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