Undersexed Teenage Forum-posters outing.

Hi, so the undersexed teenage forum-posters went out to have some fun so they'd have something to post on the forums. And as usual, it has to be something totally uncool, cos we have to justify our undersexed status.

Firstly, people who 走路 有風 (Walk got wind) must go to places that have 气 派. Therefore, we only had one choice, 龍門酒樓.

Firstly, introducing the undersexed teenage forum-posters!



This is JunHong, last seen running in Tampines Interchange, well he ran all the way to harbourfront, yes.















This is Oswald, well he's been missing in action lately, so if you don't know him, you'll have to refer to my early posts. But fret not, Oswald fans, for his chapter will be coming up right after Caili and Anderson's, which will be after Junhong's.









Well who do we have here? It's Caili of course, well, he had his own mini chapter long time ago. And he's had a role in CoUTFP III where he helped Tuiphin find the girl on Friendster. The photo's blurred cos his actions were too fast for the camera to capture. No, seriously, it's just that I couldn't be bothered to hold the camera with two hands to take the pic of such an unimportant person.
Kidding.






This guy, you just have to know him, Anderson Chua, more commonly known as Ugly. He's starred in Blue Masquerade, and has been tangled in a nasty love hexagon recently, which involved some really....irritating characters who I shall not elaborate on. Well, he sure looked serious, for this was a serious occasion..







SO, the question you have in your mind now. WHY? Why have we gathered here? And if you've looked closely at the pics, you'll realise there's no one in the background. Why? Cos we're on serious business.

We were there, to witness a battle.





One sunny day, on Tartar land.














The mushroom-on-dumpling brothers were taking a stroll when suddenly, the siewmai bullies jumped out and asked them for protection money.










They refused to pay up, so siewmai one pounced on mushroom-on-dumpling Jr. and decapitated it, leaving only the shroom head.













Mushroom-on-dumpling Sr. was furious, and he channeled his 'ki' into an invisible blast which tore a wound at Siewmai2's torso.






The siewmais got pissed and massacred the other mushroom-on-dumpling.
"Bastards." The fragrant dim-sums sneered in unison after the last mushroom-on-dumpling fell.






It's been hours since the mushroom-on-dumplings left base for a stroll, worried, sushi and fried-fish rode the dumpling-mobile in search of them.







They arrived at Tartar Island and found what they dreaded most, the mushroom heads of the mushroom-on-dumplings.

"Who could have done this?!?!"






Without any delay, they loaded the carcasess onto Sushi's back and rushed back to base.









"Cha Shao Bao Da Ge! Who could have done this horrendous deed?!?!"

"TarTar Land you said? Hmm, must've been the siewmai gang, we shall avenge the mushroom-on-dumplings, let us move off, my friends."



Cha Shao Bao: "Siewmais, you were the ones who did it."

Siewmais in unison: "Yes and we're gonna do it again."

Sushi: "Shut up, do you know who you're talking to?!?!?"






Siewmai1, on top of sushi: "This is your last chance to regret and repent."

Sushi: " NEVEEEeeeeeerrrrrr............."







Siewmai1, upon gobbling sushi up: "Ha! Owned."













Siewmai2: "I won't lose out to you bro! Take this, fried-fish!"









And fried-fish went down without a fight as well.

"Now, it's only the two of us, vs one of you, retarded bun."








And they spilled char siew bao's char siew.










And the war was won by the siew mai brothers in the end.









C'mon, clap!




A fine story, but an uninterested crowd, this sucks.